HOW TO IDENTIFY CITIES

IDENTIFYING INDIAN, PAKISTANI, BANGLADESHI, NEPALI AND SRI LANKAN CITIES (AND NORTH AMERICA) 

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Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles.

Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall (like lemonade stand)

That's AHMEDABAD

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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.

That's BANGALORE

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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI

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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA

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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".  

That's KERALA !
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It two guys are courteous to each other and each one wants the other to step into the train first as respect and in that first you, first you, pahlay aap, pahlay aap, the train takes off

You are in Lucknow !!!

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and the best one is ....

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.

You are in GOA !!!

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MEANWHILE, HALFWAY ROUND THE GLOBE...

Scenario 10

Two guys are trying to get worked up enough to fight.

A third comes along and suggests that, please, can they they all go get something to drink.

They all jog to Starbucks after agreeing to drink only Fair Trade Coffee.

Most definitely that is SEATTLE, my current city.

(A few years back, Seattle was given the title of the USA's most polite city.)

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Scenario 11

Two guys are fighting.  One gives the other a bloody nose.

The first apologises and offers to drive him to the emergency room.

Then they both drink a Molson's with a third guy who just happens along.

You are anywhere in CANADA (except Quebec).

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Scenario 12

Two guys are fighting.  They take a cigarette break while cursing at each other.

A third guy walks by and says, "Good morning."

They beat him up because he spoke English.

Now that's MONTREAL (where I was born.)

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